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Category: Computers             Rating: 3.00
A is for awk which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff which reads all your mail. C is for cc as hackers recall, while
D is for dd the command that does all. E is for emacs which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck which rebuilds your trees. G is for grep a clever detective, while
H is for halt which may seem defective. I is for indent which rarely amuses, and
J is for join which nobody uses. K is for kill which makes you the boss, while
L is for lex which is missing from DOS. M is for more from which less was begot, and
N is for nice which it really is not. O is for od which prints out things nice, while
P is for passwd which reads in strings twice. Q is for quota a Berkeley-type fable, and
R is for ranlib for sorting ar table. S is for spell which attempts to belittle, while
T is for true which does very little. U is for uniq which is used after sort, and
V is for vi which is hard to abort. W is for whoami which tells you your name, while
X is, well, x of dubious fame. Y is for yes which makes an impression, and
Z is for zcat which handles compression.


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