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Category: Men             Rating: 5.00
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by
a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy
doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up
next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range.

"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever
seen!"

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
jump!"

** Shibu **


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