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 Glenn Beck Conspiracy Generator
You may have wondered where Glen Beck comes up with all his crazy, industrial-stength conspiracy therories. The fact of the matter is he uses a secret program we wrote that provides him with a never-ending source of truly insane baloney, which he then repeats on the air for millions of dollars per show. Yeah, we should get a cut of his income for helping him out like this, but we figure we get our money's worth just by listening to him spout our hand-grown paranoid fantasies.

To get more of Glenn's trademarked nuttiness, just click the "More Craziness Please" button below.

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