If you're like us, you've probably always wanted to be a lesbian (especially if you're a guy). The real problem is picking a good lesbian name, or "identity" as those of us in the know refer to it. Well, thank goodness that StupidStuff.org is here to help you figure out your lesbian identity. Cast off the name of your oppressors, and take a new name that will help the Lesbian Nation find you and welcome you to the Sisterhood.
Just put your old patriarchal, gender-hegemonic, colonial-objectification-of-women name in the box and press the button.
The Goddess has bestowed
5419 Lesbian Identity names.