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Waaaaaahhhhh!! Microsoft says the word "stupid" isn't "acceptable". The folks here at StupidStuff.ORG foolishly attempted to purchase banner space from Microsoft "bCentral", only to be rejected by the chip-implanted drones who shuffle through their zombie-like existence working at the Microsoft "Customer Support" center.
They sent us an email, which we've reproduced below. After we got done crying our poor little eyes out, and telling little Billy that he won't get that life-saving heart operation after all, we decided to fight back against the Evil, Dream-Crushing Hacks From Redmond.
But we're not bitter. No sir, not a bit. Not one STINKING ITTY-BITTY BIT!!! After all, it's not our fault that Political Correctness has reached a new low, is it? Of course not. And that's why we hope you'll ignore Microsoft's blatant discrimination against us, and check out our site. It's so easy to do that even a Microsoft employee could do it- just use the menu to the left, or click on the big ol' "StupidStuff.ORG" logo above. Little Billy will thank you.
Honestly, folks, can it get any dumber than this?
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