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 Find Your Inner Pirate!
With a little help from StupidStuff.org, you can find your inner Pirate! It's easy- just fill out the Inner Pirate Order Form© and we'll do the rest.

Inner Pirate Order Form©
Are you a Pirate Guy or Pirate Gal? Pirate Guy
Pirate Gal


Select a color for your pirate costume:


Pirate Characteristics Desired: (check all that apply)
Buries Treasure All Over
Plunders Hapless Ships
Drinks Grog
Owns A Parrot
Steals Booty
Ravishes Maidens
Has Peg Leg
Has A Hook For a Hand
Fearsome Beard
Smells Like A Filthy Pig
Says "Arrrrrr!" A Lot
Hoists The Mizzenmast
Gouges Out Eyes
Make Yer Victims Walk The Plank


Personal Characteristics: (check all that apply)
Dirty
Craven
Vicious
Ornery
One-Eyed
Hunted By The Law
Likes Accordian Music
Eats Meat Raw
Neat Freak
Cruel Captain
Wears Pantaloons
Has A Wench / Cabin Boy
Loves Keelhauling
Likes Pirate Porn


Type in your (real) first name:

Note: Based on the criteria you select we'll do our best to find your Inner Pirate, but we can't guarantee the results. A small element of random chance is included so you may not get the exact same Pirate Persona every time.

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