The Standard Quote-O-Matic has over 5000 quotes loaded and ready to go. Start clickin'.
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Quote-O-Matic
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Our Awesome Joke-O-Matic has thousands of great jokes lined up for you. Woo Hoo!
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Joke-O-Matic |
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You may also get something surreal from The Surreal Quote-O-Matic. |
Surreal-O-Matic |
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Need an insult? Generate them with the Insult-O-Matic. |
Insult-O-Matic
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Excuses for every occasion! Get 'em here with the Excuse-O-Tron! |
Excuse-O-Tron
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Need an Olde English insult? Get 'em here with the Insult-O-Matic ver II. |
Insult-O-Matic II
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Do you like Amazing Factoids? We have hundreds in the Fact-O-Matic! |
Fact-O-Matic
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Want some Sniglets? We've got bunches in the Sniglet Server! |
Sniglet Server
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We also have a fine selection of limericks (if there is such a thing). |
Limerick-O-Matic
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